I'm sure everyone has had some epic moments in life... I and Wolf have been chatting over skype and exchanged some hilarious stories, and i thought "Why not make a thread and see what other hilarious stuff happened to other people?"
So, who here wants to share something epic/hilarious that you did / happened to you?
Here are three stories from em and Wolf, copying em from skype (Wolf told me to post his)
wOlfLisK
The paperplane
Ok, today a friend (Stephanie) created a paper aeroplane in biology. She threw it at me, so I threw it back. It missed and we couldn't find it again :(
At break, me, Vakuza and some others hang oround together. One of them is a girl. It just so happened that the paper aeroplane had flown, and somehow got stuck in her bra without her knowing xD
wOlfLisK
Weirdest dream ever
Basically, I was about to (finally) ask a girl I like out, but then the zerg invaded. They turned people into L4D zombies and killed everyone. Then a Draenai ship from WoW crashed and they started pwning the zerg. Then, after all the zerg were dead, they invaded instead. Then for some reason a protoss mothership appeared and killed everything on the planet. The screams of the draenai sounded like my alarm clock. Then I woke up :/
[TheAlmaity] : "I'll just ask her out, what's the worst that can happen?"
[Wolf] : The entire destruction of Earth! xD
TheAlmaity
9th grade field trip... Of Death.
during a field trip (a long one, 3 days on a popular croatian island) we were in a hotel and there was kind of a forest beside it... I and a few of my friend were bored (me, 2 guys, 4-5 girls) so we decided to go walk through the forest. At like 11 pm. With one flashlight, the rest used their phones.
First funny part: there were sheep nearby and the girls kept getting scared anytime they'd make noises xD
after like 30 meters they all wanted to go back except me and my friend (one of the 2 other guys), and they started walking back... Without us. I and my friend just lay down on the floor. They walked for like 10 meters before they noticed we were missing
And since it was so fucking dark and i had the flashlight, they couldnt see us
They were calling us, but we waited...
[*dramatic pause*]
[*dramatic pause continues*]
[*dramatic pause continues a lit longer*]
We got up and ran towards them yelling "THEYRE COMIGN! THEYRE COMING TO GET US!!!"
They all screamed like little girls (which, technically seen, all apart from the guy, they were) as we ran back out of the forest
I and my friend were just laughing our asses off as we came out of the forest
ITS NOT OVER YET!!!
Then i said "Ivan (other guy, the one who didnt hide with us) screamed like a girl"
It was a wild guess, but he didn't argue. (insert evil smiley here)
Then it turned out one of the girls lost their room key.
We went back, found the room key and...
[*dramatic pause yet again*]
"THEYRE COMING TO GET US! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
And they fell for it again xD
I couldnt get them back into the forest a third time though... lol
But that was probably the most epic 5 minutes of my life xD
I and my friend had to sleep on the floor that night cause the girls took our beds >.>
Was worth it.
_-_-_-_
So, anyone else have some laughs to share?
Also, i guess these could be told in a way more awesome way (Wolflisks at least :p ), but i just copied everything directly from skype.
Grade 9. Gym Class. We are playing capture the flag. Not on the field though- throughout the campus buildings. The sun shines brightly on the glass and concrete. The game had been slow. Our flag is stashed in the low branches of a tree. A large evergreen between the boarding houses. 20 minutes in and they have seen it. An organized attack will come. It was only a matter of time. I have to do something.
I head south. I slink along the back of Crothall building. I cross into enemy territory. I feel like a spy. Peering around the corner of a school building I see them. There are two enemies in the area. Clearly guarding something. The intersection has two other points of entry. One from the east, between the cafeteria and gym. The other from the west, between my building and the cafeteria. One of my comrades runs into the intersection. They chase him. Stewart is fast and keeps running east. I make my move. I run up the path next to the parkade. They were guarding the dumpsters.
I see it. Not in a dumpster, thankfully. Tied to a hinge on the back. I untie the yellow mesh jersey. The fabric is soft, smooth, and satisfying to the touch. The two guards return from the east. I turn around to consider my options. Two more defenders appear. I am surrounded. They run at me and I have one option. Flag in hand, I run towards the parkade entrance. It is a very steep slope. At least seven feet down. The rows of flowers planted on the slope do not make the descent any less daunting. I jump. Shit. Midair, I realize this cannot end well. Impact. My momentum throws me forward.
I manage to roll over my shoulder like a ninja. Flag still in hand. Like springs my legs propel me onto my feet. Unintentional flawless execution. I am shocked and still running. I turn my head to see my pursuers. They all stand at the top of the slope, shocked and defeated.
Looking ahead I register the crowd. The girl's class is walking by. They must have gotten out early. They are applauding. Victory.
I'm sure everyone has had some epic moments in life... I and Wolf have been chatting over skype and exchanged some hilarious stories, and i thought "Why not make a thread and see what other hilarious stuff happened to other people?"
So, who here wants to share something epic/hilarious that you did / happened to you?
Here are three stories from em and Wolf, copying em from skype (Wolf told me to post his)
wOlfLisK
The paperplane
Ok, today a friend (Stephanie) created a paper aeroplane in biology. She threw it at me, so I threw it back. It missed and we couldn't find it again :(
At break, me, Vakuza and some others hang oround together. One of them is a girl. It just so happened that the paper aeroplane had flown, and somehow got stuck in her bra without her knowing xD
wOlfLisK
Weirdest dream ever
Basically, I was about to (finally) ask a girl I like out, but then the zerg invaded. They turned people into L4D zombies and killed everyone. Then a Draenai ship from WoW crashed and they started pwning the zerg. Then, after all the zerg were dead, they invaded instead. Then for some reason a protoss mothership appeared and killed everything on the planet. The screams of the draenai sounded like my alarm clock. Then I woke up :/
[TheAlmaity] : "I'll just ask her out, what's the worst that can happen?"
[Wolf] : The entire destruction of Earth! xD
TheAlmaity
9th grade field trip... Of Death.
during a field trip (a long one, 3 days on a popular croatian island) we were in a hotel and there was kind of a forest beside it... I and a few of my friend were bored (me, 2 guys, 4-5 girls) so we decided to go walk through the forest. At like 11 pm. With one flashlight, the rest used their phones.
First funny part: there were sheep nearby and the girls kept getting scared anytime they'd make noises xD
after like 30 meters they all wanted to go back except me and my friend (one of the 2 other guys), and they started walking back... Without us. I and my friend just lay down on the floor. They walked for like 10 meters before they noticed we were missing
And since it was so fucking dark and i had the flashlight, they couldnt see us
They were calling us, but we waited...
[*dramatic pause*]
[*dramatic pause continues*]
[*dramatic pause continues a lit longer*]
We got up and ran towards them yelling "THEYRE COMIGN! THEYRE COMING TO GET US!!!"
They all screamed like little girls (which, technically seen, all apart from the guy, they were) as we ran back out of the forest
I and my friend were just laughing our asses off as we came out of the forest
ITS NOT OVER YET!!!
Then i said "Ivan (other guy, the one who didnt hide with us) screamed like a girl"
It was a wild guess, but he didn't argue. (insert evil smiley here)
Then it turned out one of the girls lost their room key.
We went back, found the room key and...
[*dramatic pause yet again*]
"THEYRE COMING TO GET US! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
And they fell for it again xD
I couldnt get them back into the forest a third time though... lol
But that was probably the most epic 5 minutes of my life xD
I and my friend had to sleep on the floor that night cause the girls took our beds >.>
Was worth it.
_-_-_-_
So, anyone else have some laughs to share?
Also, i guess these could be told in a way more awesome way (Wolflisks at least :p ), but i just copied everything directly from skype.
I hope these were amusing to read :)
Krk?
Pag :p
Grade 9. Gym Class. We are playing capture the flag. Not on the field though- throughout the campus buildings. The sun shines brightly on the glass and concrete. The game had been slow. Our flag is stashed in the low branches of a tree. A large evergreen between the boarding houses. 20 minutes in and they have seen it. An organized attack will come. It was only a matter of time. I have to do something.
I head south. I slink along the back of Crothall building. I cross into enemy territory. I feel like a spy. Peering around the corner of a school building I see them. There are two enemies in the area. Clearly guarding something. The intersection has two other points of entry. One from the east, between the cafeteria and gym. The other from the west, between my building and the cafeteria. One of my comrades runs into the intersection. They chase him. Stewart is fast and keeps running east. I make my move. I run up the path next to the parkade. They were guarding the dumpsters.
I see it. Not in a dumpster, thankfully. Tied to a hinge on the back. I untie the yellow mesh jersey. The fabric is soft, smooth, and satisfying to the touch. The two guards return from the east. I turn around to consider my options. Two more defenders appear. I am surrounded. They run at me and I have one option. Flag in hand, I run towards the parkade entrance. It is a very steep slope. At least seven feet down. The rows of flowers planted on the slope do not make the descent any less daunting. I jump. Shit. Midair, I realize this cannot end well. Impact. My momentum throws me forward.
I manage to roll over my shoulder like a ninja. Flag still in hand. Like springs my legs propel me onto my feet. Unintentional flawless execution. I am shocked and still running. I turn my head to see my pursuers. They all stand at the top of the slope, shocked and defeated.
Looking ahead I register the crowd. The girl's class is walking by. They must have gotten out early. They are applauding. Victory.
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Nice work xD. Although you couldn't have done that if you had tried :P