Keep in mind there are plenty of good women out there, no point losing hope so early, when your options are so limited. It's like giving up hope on french fries, because your town is only capable of making shitty french fries that taste like newspaper. And then you find out the town next door makes the world's best french fries.
Your mom's advice wasn't wrong, just misplaced. Only women who have figured out what they want in life can truly appreciate a gentleman. Which are almost nonexistent this early in life. Doesn't mean you can't fool around and gain some experience.
Don't bother becoming a jackass. It's a dead-end road that doesn't lead very far before it abruptly ends.
Don't be a sissy gentleman, be a bad ass gentleman. If you don't know what a bad ass gentleman is, google "James Bond".
Basically, your skill set should include everything and anything ranging from: open doors for a lady, detailed knowledge of bra hooks, and dodging laser beams.
Come back when you reach secret agent status and you'll have a totally different story to tell.
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Glad you changed your mind, i was slightly worried you were going to venture into the dark side. May the teachings of James Bond be with you.
@Hookah604: Go
If i told you, I'd have to kill you.
Keep in mind there are plenty of good women out there, no point losing hope so early, when your options are so limited. It's like giving up hope on french fries, because your town is only capable of making shitty french fries that taste like newspaper. And then you find out the town next door makes the world's best french fries.
Your mom's advice wasn't wrong, just misplaced. Only women who have figured out what they want in life can truly appreciate a gentleman. Which are almost nonexistent this early in life. Doesn't mean you can't fool around and gain some experience.
Don't bother becoming a jackass. It's a dead-end road that doesn't lead very far before it abruptly ends.
Don't be a sissy gentleman, be a bad ass gentleman. If you don't know what a bad ass gentleman is, google "James Bond".
Basically, your skill set should include everything and anything ranging from: open doors for a lady, detailed knowledge of bra hooks, and dodging laser beams.
Come back when you reach secret agent status and you'll have a totally different story to tell.