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    posted a message on Blizzard has lost it
    Quote from BlueFacedGit: Go

    I think they might just get T-bagged into undoing the change by the community, and problem solved.

    Did someone say i have the ability to predict the future? No? Then I must congratulate myself.

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    posted a message on Join the Dominion Submisions have ended!

    So tomorrow community voting on the posters will start!

    I have my own entry's, and im sort of nervous if its going to make it or not, because I worked quite hard for both my submissions. Would it be morally incorrect if i tried to advertise my entry for people to check it out, and maybe like it on facebook? Couse i would hug anyone who did.

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    posted a message on Blizzard has lost it

    Its too bad people will make their name be Billy Mays and spam the forums anyway.

    If anything, I like This suggestion below.

    "It's easy to change your Online ID. Just log into your account and change your name. Anyway, I must say that Blizzard is nuts and it's the dumbest idea I have ever heard. Without a doubt this will lead to legal issues down the road especially if someone goes out of their way to cause trouble to someone else using the Blizzard forums as a medium to hurt someone else by means of physically harm or defamation of character.

    Blizzard, if you really want to know why your forums are trolled with many disrespectful people then you should go view some half decent website communities and their system. The problem with the Blizzard forums is that there is absolutely no warning system here. The moderation system here is not transparent. Nobody feels that Blizzard is here actively warning and banning trolls. Whenever someone gets banned or warned, nobody here knows. Make your warning system transparent and it will deter most disruptive behavior."

    I think they might just get T-bagged into undoing the change by the community, and problem solved.

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    posted a message on Starcraft Tactics

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that was a good laugh.

    Posted in: Project Workplace
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    posted a message on My first map, a fun exercise.

    So, Im really excited for the map editor of Starcraft 2 and Im looking forward to making my first map. Ive made my general Idea of what I want it to be, and I want some input as to any changes in script, gameplay and if some things are possible. Im focusing a bit more on the cinematic part of the whole thing, Using triggers, making units move at the right time, etc. I also have a few custom abilities that I want

    NOTE: Im not making this a really complex map, with a great plot, effects, exciting combat, etc. I just want to use this map as an exercise, and make it a bit funny so that maybe someone gets a laugh out of it.

    p.s. If you are offended by swearing, don't flame me.

    Starting location: Trailer of an old marine.

    Characteristics: The trailer is part of a neighborhood of other trailers. The Trailer has a bunker attached to it. Trailer is being attacked by zerg.

    -Opening cinematic-

    Marines wife wakes up the old marine.

    “Honey dear, wake up!” “Whaaat?” “Honey, we have trick or treaters this year!” “Lemme see.” Opens door “HOLY Woman, those ain't any trick or treaters, they're zerglings!” “Oh thats nice, I'll let you deal with them while I read the paper.” “Screw that, make me a sandwich woman!!!” “Whatever you want dear.”

    -The marine is seen popping Outside of the trailer. He attacks the zerglings-

    “Pew, Pew, Aw hell, this ain't my laser gun. Whatever, here come some more!”

    -End-

    Objective: -Kill zerglings using kiting

    -Cinematic-

    “Here you go dear, heres your sandwich.” “Thank you dear. WAIT A MOMENT, this sandwich isn't made of chicken, IT'S MADE OF LAND MINES!!!” -throws sandwich on the lawn, zerglings walk on the mine, they explode- “Woman, get me my land mines! And make me a real sandwich next time.” “Here you go dear.”

    -End-

    Note: The land mines will actually be banelings that once unburrowed will explode. You place land mines simply by pointing and clicking. It has a cool down and energy cost.

    Objective: -Kill 10 zerglings

    -Cinematic-

    “Waaaho, I haven't had this much fun since when stimpacks were taken in double doses!”

    Hidralisks come around the corner.

    “Aw, hell, Im not risking my ass for this. Honey! Is my sandwich ready?” “Yes dear, here it is.” -Marine reaches full health and gains eat sandwich ability, simply the stimpack ability with no down and with limited use- “Get in the bunker dear, its going to get chilly.” “Alright dear, I'll see you inside.”

    -End-

    Note: bunker is defended by Raven turrets

    “You know, if I die today I'll at least have chicken. F it, Alright chums, lets do this, LEEEEEROOOOOOY, JEEEEEEENKINS!!!”

    Note: Unit name changed to Leeroy Jenkins

    Objective: Defeats Hydralisks

    Note: Whenever Leeroy is defeated a message will say, at least I have chicken

    -Cinematic- “Dear, Could you please hand me my laser gun?” “Why, I thought you lent it to Bob the other day.” “Did I? Im going to find Bob so I can Pew Pew some zerg bastards, Im leaving you with the car.” “Alright, be back for supper will you?” “Only if its KFC for dinner!” -End-

    Note: Player control of the house and bunker has been switched to Leeroys wife Note: A Siege tank has been given to Leeroys wife to defend the house, it is invulnerable, and mostly used for decoration and lolz.

    -End-

    Objective: Leeroy fights his way through the city, he has stumbled across several drunken marines.

    -Cinematic-

    “Are you boys Dominon Marines?” “We sure are, ain't we boys? We've been killing so many zerglings, we thought we would take a break.” “Well then break times over marines, as a former Captain of the Dominion Marine Corps I hereby take command of you folks. Free sandwiches for all who follow me!” “You heard him boys? A round of sandwiches courtesy of the new boss!”

    -End-

    Note: All marines gain the eat sandwich ability, the forces Leeroy and his squad defeat become ever larger.

    -At one point a Nydus worm pops out of the ground-

    -Cinematic-

    “Sir, have I had to much to drink?” “No marine, I think its just from all the stimpacks we've had back in the day.” “Sir, I think Joe is right about that thing.” “Nonsense, Here, I'll throw a mine in its throat just to make you happy.” -Nydus worm suffers damage, but then starts to pump out zerg units- “Oh, Well I guess we aren't seeing things.”

    -End-

    -after defeating the Nydus worm Leeroys marines take another break, this time they go over to a friends place to crash, but Leeroy doesn't have the time to wait for them-

    -Cinematic-

    “Screw you gorilas, Im goin.”

    -Leeroy reaches a dam. The dam has several floors. A squad of four reapers pops down from a higher level onto Leeroys level, and then down another level-

    “What the? There's another one, HEY SONNY I NEED A RIDE!”

    -The late reaper jumps down from the top level, and picks up Leeroy as he descends, and then drops him on the next level-

    “Whats goin on here?” “Ballet dance classes. Whats it look like?” “Oh, thats nice gay boy, your with me.” “Oh yeah? Who says?”

    -the female robot pops on the intercom- “Captain, Dominion Marine Corps have re-instituted your position, you are now capable of issuing orders to all nearby Dominion Marines.”

    “See? Whats your name anyway candle boy? Actually, I'll just settle for that.” “I hate you.” “So do I.”

    “Commander, the base before you has been overrun by the zerg. All air defenses, bunkers, and infrastructure buildings have remained un-powered. We are sending supplies for you to defend the dam and secure power to the main defense operation happening in down town.”

    “A holdout mission? I've had too many of these in my day. And they all ended sour. Right, Candle Boy, were going to meet up with the other candle heads, and then were gonna call in some reinforcements. ” -End-

    -Objective- -There are four reapers fighting a swarm of zerglings. Rescue them. -Wipe out the remaining zerg in the base, and restore power. -The generator is warming up. Defend it for 3 minutes. -You have complete control of the base, you must hold it for 17 minutes.

    End of objective.

    The base has had increasing waves of zerg and now a horde of zerg are converging on the base.

    -Cinematic-

    Reaper Leader “All right boys, its time to clear out of here, we can't serve the Dominion dead. Lets fly.” -Reaper Squad clears out- “Dammit, I don't have a jet pack. I wonder how fast I can make my getaway with one of these. Hey you lot, c'mere were leaving this joint.” “But Sir, were surrounded!” “Didn't no one teach you Terran bases can lift off marine?” “A fast getaway thats gonna be.” “Hey, If you wanna be trampled, be my guest, everyone else, come with me.” -Everyone gets on a barracks and they float off the dam, while the zerg kill the remaining buildings- The screen fades to black. VICTORY!

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    posted a message on Netstorm: Islands at War

    Its times like this that make me wish that I had a beta key.

    Posted in: Project Workplace
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    posted a message on Castle Fight like map - Seeks Icons/Effects Artists

    sasda

    This is what i was able to come up with. as you can tell im not the photoshop master, i just thought id help out.

    still editing

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    posted a message on Castle Fight like map - Seeks Icons/Effects Artists

    @Fullachain: Go

    Which lines? the ones behind the leg or the ones in the leg itself?

    Posted in: Team Recruitment
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    posted a message on Castle Fight like map - Seeks Icons/Effects Artists

    I

    wanted to be the first to start the overwhelimng asault of images

    Posted in: Team Recruitment
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    posted a message on Castle Fight like map - Seeks Icons/Effects Artists

    I would like to help out with Photoshop and Brainstorming, since I don't have the beta yet. But i would like to know more about what abilities to design.

    Posted in: Team Recruitment
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