h34dl4g: "Heres the history (back in 1945 I think)":
Back when the popularity system sucked (still sucks though) and Blizzard showed us, how retarded they are, I thought about the ultimate map, to be on the first place of the Battlenet Popularity system.I believed, that they would get how retarded the system is and change it. Well, obviously they changed it, before I could complete my plan on Battlenet-Domination. Since the system is changed to another retarded one, my plan failed, but I still found this map amusing enough to release it. So I started working again, and wanted to show the world the map, that will change the Battlenet. Yeah, it will be a real battlefield!
Vegeta: "Please don't even begin with game-play -.-"
h34dl4g: "You want game-play? Read that shit":
You answer questions regarding video-games of all kind of different genres. It doesn't matter if its for PC, Xbox, or Neo Geo. Hell, even Nokia Snake is part of it! And if you have even the smallest piece of a penis or even a small corrupted left ball, than you will play this map. There will be even questions about electronic E-Sports or general nerd-life. So whats left? Boobs of course, lots of boobs. Sex sells, even on the Battlenet! There are different stages where you can unlock sexy pictures each time you answer correctly. But one mistake and you will lose one of your three hearts.
Vegeta: "WTF Dude? Are you retarded? Give me some ingame!!!11"
h34dl4g: "You want ingame? Now look at that bitch!:"
Vegeta: "WOW, that looks awesome! What will Blizzard think about this?"
h34dl4g: "Thanks. They will love it, im sure!"
Vegeta: "Yeah, they will definitely!"
h34dl4g: "Stay tuned for upcoming changes and updates. Vegeta hope you liked the presentation. What does your scouter say about the powerlevel?"
Vegeta: "ITS OVER 9000! But please let me know the status of the projekt"
Oh cmon Rodrigo.....you take drugs right?
There is no way you wouldn't.
@Topic: What job do you have in the human world or real life?
I'm just curious. Could it be that you work for a big advertisement company?
If not, I would try to do that, you can make a lot of money with that talent of yours.
@Siretu: Go
Im going to write a huge monumental FAQ on the popularity system. Its workings. The difference and reasoning between it and Wc3 B.net. Etc etc.
Will probably post it tomorrow sometime.
Be sure to read it.
Well you could make the whole FAQ containing one sentence, but I'll read it, just in case there is something secret and mysterious about the system I didn't knew yet.
Why should a "epic wc3 mapper" start making maps for Battlenet 0.2, when he can release maps on Battlenet 1.0?
It doens't make any sense till the system of Battlenet 0.2 starts working.
I couldn't play Starcraft 2 for a while now, and wanted to play again since there is this new system.
But after reading your post, something just died inside of me....
I'm pretty sure that this is the troll 2011.
Seriously, right now my mind is blown away on so many levels, that I just only can think of RodrigoAlves xD
Yes sir, Dinosaurs are dead and Santa Claus is not real, but this system is real and blizzard will change it.
Now that you have trolled you can go back and laugh about the retarded guys posting here @:D
11/10, I just cried.....out of my penis.
I'm from Europe, so I can't post in US and the EU is definitely to retarded to understand such a complex text in English...
+1 Crazyfingers61, you just won a free sex from me. Hope you are not a guy though.
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Sexy Gamequiz
Vegeta: "What Sexy Gamequiz?"
h34dl4g: "Yes, Sexy Gamequiz!"
Vegeta: "Whats behind this Sexy bullshit?"
h34dl4g: "Heres the history (back in 1945 I think)":
Back when the popularity system sucked (still sucks though) and Blizzard showed us, how retarded they are, I thought about the ultimate map, to be on the first place of the Battlenet Popularity system.I believed, that they would get how retarded the system is and change it. Well, obviously they changed it, before I could complete my plan on Battlenet-Domination. Since the system is changed to another retarded one, my plan failed, but I still found this map amusing enough to release it. So I started working again, and wanted to show the world the map, that will change the Battlenet. Yeah, it will be a real battlefield!
Vegeta: "Please don't even begin with game-play -.-"
h34dl4g: "You want game-play? Read that shit":
You answer questions regarding video-games of all kind of different genres. It doesn't matter if its for PC, Xbox, or Neo Geo. Hell, even Nokia Snake is part of it! And if you have even the smallest piece of a penis or even a small corrupted left ball, than you will play this map. There will be even questions about electronic E-Sports or general nerd-life. So whats left? Boobs of course, lots of boobs. Sex sells, even on the Battlenet! There are different stages where you can unlock sexy pictures each time you answer correctly. But one mistake and you will lose one of your three hearts.
Vegeta: "WTF Dude? Are you retarded? Give me some ingame!!!11"
h34dl4g: "You want ingame? Now look at that bitch!:"
Vegeta: "WOW, that looks awesome! What will Blizzard think about this?"
h34dl4g: "Thanks. They will love it, im sure!"
Vegeta: "Yeah, they will definitely!"
h34dl4g: "Stay tuned for upcoming changes and updates. Vegeta hope you liked the presentation. What does your scouter say about the powerlevel?"
Vegeta: "ITS OVER 9000! But please let me know the status of the projekt"
Project Status:
Interface [90%] / Sound [95%] / Gameplay [90%] / Questions [5%] = Overall [70%]
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Sperm?
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Oh cmon Rodrigo.....you take drugs right?
There is no way you wouldn't.
@Topic: What job do you have in the human world or real life?
I'm just curious. Could it be that you work for a big advertisement company?
If not, I would try to do that, you can make a lot of money with that talent of yours.
oh, it wasn't topic related I guess...
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@RodrigoAlves: Go
Wow, cant get out of this laugh...
This just made my day!
Can someone see the ironies in here?
(not my post btw...)
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Well you could make the whole FAQ containing one sentence, but I'll read it, just in case there is something secret and mysterious about the system I didn't knew yet.
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Why should a "epic wc3 mapper" start making maps for Battlenet 0.2, when he can release maps on Battlenet 1.0?
It doens't make any sense till the system of Battlenet 0.2 starts working.
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Are you a girl?
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I couldn't play Starcraft 2 for a while now, and wanted to play again since there is this new system.
But after reading your post, something just died inside of me....
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Dates?
Is this the first custom map about adult sex?
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I'm pretty sure that this is the troll 2011.
Seriously, right now my mind is blown away on so many levels, that I just only can think of RodrigoAlves xD
Yes sir, Dinosaurs are dead and Santa Claus is not real, but this system is real and blizzard will change it.
Now that you have trolled you can go back and laugh about the retarded guys posting here @:D
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Rodrigo I'm very disappointed...
Why did you show me without asking for permission?
Please explain yourself.
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11/10, I just cried.....out of my penis.
I'm from Europe, so I can't post in US and the EU is definitely to retarded to understand such a complex text in English...
+1 Crazyfingers61, you just won a free sex from me. Hope you are not a guy though.
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Please post this next time in the "Data" section.
General Chat is more about......General things :D
Don't be ashamed to ask simple things like that...you cant know everything.
I surprised that you couldn't see it in a tutorial though.
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This made my day.....so just that you guys know it.
@Toppic: Even if it looks like a copy, it looks like fun.
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I just made a graph of the study I did about the popularity system.
I gathered lots of data in different forums to create this graph.
I also marked the range of maps you cant play to the graph of Rodrigo.
The blue field will show which maps you can't play since no one is joining