Hey, guys, it's alright, my comment was basically meant as a joke... I'm not exactly trying to "get my name out there" since I can take less than half the credit for the campaign, but people seem to enjoy it, and of course I wouldn't mind it on the front page. That said, I have close to zero experience in making videos and I'm not about to make some rushed youtube video that looks like crap just for the sake of making a video. =P If someone offers to make that video, then I'm all for it.
Generally speaking, though, (again, not trying to lobby my maps for the front page) I think your video requirement is a bit silly, and "most internet users don't like text" is not much of a reason.