h34dl4g: "Heres the history (back in 1945 I think)":
Back when the popularity system sucked (still sucks though) and Blizzard showed us, how retarded they are, I thought about the ultimate map, to be on the first place of the Battlenet Popularity system.I believed, that they would get how retarded the system is and change it. Well, obviously they changed it, before I could complete my plan on Battlenet-Domination. Since the system is changed to another retarded one, my plan failed, but I still found this map amusing enough to release it. So I started working again, and wanted to show the world the map, that will change the Battlenet. Yeah, it will be a real battlefield!
Vegeta: "Please don't even begin with game-play -.-"
h34dl4g: "You want game-play? Read that shit":
You answer questions regarding video-games of all kind of different genres. It doesn't matter if its for PC, Xbox, or Neo Geo. Hell, even Nokia Snake is part of it! And if you have even the smallest piece of a penis or even a small corrupted left ball, than you will play this map. There will be even questions about electronic E-Sports or general nerd-life. So whats left? Boobs of course, lots of boobs. Sex sells, even on the Battlenet! There are different stages where you can unlock sexy pictures each time you answer correctly. But one mistake and you will lose one of your three hearts.
Vegeta: "WTF Dude? Are you retarded? Give me some ingame!!!11"
h34dl4g: "You want ingame? Now look at that bitch!:"
Vegeta: "WOW, that looks awesome! What will Blizzard think about this?"
h34dl4g: "Thanks. They will love it, im sure!"
Vegeta: "Yeah, they will definitely!"
h34dl4g: "Stay tuned for upcoming changes and updates. Vegeta hope you liked the presentation. What does your scouter say about the powerlevel?"
Vegeta: "ITS OVER 9000! But please let me know the status of the projekt"
Like Vicboy said....Have fun loosing your 60 dollar game key. Wasting a sc2 license on something this stupid when its guaranteed to be banned from battle net.
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I would be losing 40$, so I already calculated it.
I just don't have fun anymore with SC2 and this Battlenet, so I just wanted do stop the game by doing something stupid like this.
If SC2 ever gets interesting again, I might be buying a new key. (If this one gets banned)
Till the project is completely finished some time will pass, so no rush at all.
How did you go from making a Jurassic Park Survival map to this?
Reason 1: Well, the first thing I think about, when I see a raptor are sexy boobies.
Reason 2: Read the history at the top.
Reason 3: I just experimented with the editor and enjoyed the picture feature, so I thought about creating a map, and since Blizzard made me really angry, I thought why not making something offensive?
True, there's three reasons why I don't like how SC2 ended up being.
1. The popularity system eliminates any chances for a person to show and test his map. The chat channel isn't making it any easier, and it's kind of sad when you ask people in the chat channel to test a map that might be bugged. I can't be excited enough to make a map anymore.
2. The game list system is an unresponsive piece of crap that needs to be simpler like the WC3 days.
3. The genre disparity is really really really really small. TD this, line wars that. FUCK, I WANT GAMES LIKE World War Z, Natural Selection, Mafia, Pass the Bomb... Sure, maybe there do exists maps like these in SC2, but they're way below the popularity list and they're probably poorly made because of the shitty object editor that mindfucks every aspiring mapmaker.
Oh btw, my favorite nudies are Hettie Butler and Sadie Jones.
If I were you, try uploading it without advertising it. You know it'll get instant banned as soon as it gets popular.
BUT, what if you upload it without any ad? Don't mention it to anyone, wouldn't it be interesting to see how long it stays on b.net? Just play it once so it shows up on page 20. If no one plays it or sees it, no one can report it. And the few people who accidently finds it may not bother to report it.
I would love to see how long a map like this can exist without being reported. And whether it could rise quickily to the top or not by itself.
I`ll be the first person to spam report this map when it is uploaded to B.net.
You have at least afforded me rare insight into what stupid people(You yourself mentioned this was stupid) do whence "offended" or "dissapointed" with "the system". An ill-placed backlash at Blizzard is extremely lame and foolish. Oh well, your $40 loss.
Off topic, I like Ratatat too.
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Sexy Gamequiz
Vegeta: "What Sexy Gamequiz?"
h34dl4g: "Yes, Sexy Gamequiz!"
Vegeta: "Whats behind this Sexy bullshit?"
h34dl4g: "Heres the history (back in 1945 I think)":
Back when the popularity system sucked (still sucks though) and Blizzard showed us, how retarded they are, I thought about the ultimate map, to be on the first place of the Battlenet Popularity system.I believed, that they would get how retarded the system is and change it. Well, obviously they changed it, before I could complete my plan on Battlenet-Domination. Since the system is changed to another retarded one, my plan failed, but I still found this map amusing enough to release it. So I started working again, and wanted to show the world the map, that will change the Battlenet. Yeah, it will be a real battlefield!
Vegeta: "Please don't even begin with game-play -.-"
h34dl4g: "You want game-play? Read that shit":
You answer questions regarding video-games of all kind of different genres. It doesn't matter if its for PC, Xbox, or Neo Geo. Hell, even Nokia Snake is part of it! And if you have even the smallest piece of a penis or even a small corrupted left ball, than you will play this map. There will be even questions about electronic E-Sports or general nerd-life. So whats left? Boobs of course, lots of boobs. Sex sells, even on the Battlenet! There are different stages where you can unlock sexy pictures each time you answer correctly. But one mistake and you will lose one of your three hearts.
Vegeta: "WTF Dude? Are you retarded? Give me some ingame!!!11"
h34dl4g: "You want ingame? Now look at that bitch!:"
Vegeta: "WOW, that looks awesome! What will Blizzard think about this?"
h34dl4g: "Thanks. They will love it, im sure!"
Vegeta: "Yeah, they will definitely!"
h34dl4g: "Stay tuned for upcoming changes and updates. Vegeta hope you liked the presentation. What does your scouter say about the powerlevel?"
Vegeta: "ITS OVER 9000! But please let me know the status of the projekt"
Project Status:
Interface [90%] / Sound [95%] / Gameplay [90%] / Questions [5%] = Overall [70%]
Blizzard will love it so much they'll ban it and upload it on their own private bnet so only they can play it.
Apart from that - HECK why not ?!
HAHAHA AWESOME.
Oh god, I didn't see this coming.
Btw, you better be ready to waste your 60 dollar serial key on this.
Did a moderator just let the nudity pass through? This website is AWESOME.
Member since 2010. Made the -The Thing- [Revival] game. Nostalgic of the WC3 days.
Like Vicboy said....Have fun loosing your 60 dollar game key. Wasting a sc2 license on something this stupid when its guaranteed to be banned from battle net.
I would be losing 40$, so I already calculated it. I just don't have fun anymore with SC2 and this Battlenet, so I just wanted do stop the game by doing something stupid like this. If SC2 ever gets interesting again, I might be buying a new key. (If this one gets banned)
Till the project is completely finished some time will pass, so no rush at all.
And i taught porn was banned from this website...oh..i was wrong...maybe upload the game out of sc2 so any people can play it.
If the map gets banned, I will upload it, so everyone can play it privat.
How did you go from making a Jurassic Park Survival map to this?
@h34dl4g: Go
Ok fair enough.
Reason 1: Well, the first thing I think about, when I see a raptor are sexy boobies.
Reason 2: Read the history at the top.
Reason 3: I just experimented with the editor and enjoyed the picture feature, so I thought about creating a map, and since Blizzard made me really angry, I thought why not making something offensive?
Just pick the Reason that suits you most.
As long as no one complains a single small picture won't kill anybody.
Don't make a habit out of it, though ;)
@s3rius: Go
Hm ok. This website should have a 18+ section. :D
OMG!!!! THATS SO AWESOME!!!
I love Ratatat :D
@h34dl4g: Go
True, there's three reasons why I don't like how SC2 ended up being.
1. The popularity system eliminates any chances for a person to show and test his map. The chat channel isn't making it any easier, and it's kind of sad when you ask people in the chat channel to test a map that might be bugged. I can't be excited enough to make a map anymore.
2. The game list system is an unresponsive piece of crap that needs to be simpler like the WC3 days.
3. The genre disparity is really really really really small. TD this, line wars that. FUCK, I WANT GAMES LIKE World War Z, Natural Selection, Mafia, Pass the Bomb... Sure, maybe there do exists maps like these in SC2, but they're way below the popularity list and they're probably poorly made because of the shitty object editor that mindfucks every aspiring mapmaker.
Oh btw, my favorite nudies are Hettie Butler and Sadie Jones.
and my favorite Ratatat song is Everest.
Member since 2010. Made the -The Thing- [Revival] game. Nostalgic of the WC3 days.
Nudity....
THIS IS SPARTA!
Whatever you do, wholeheartedly, moment by heartfelt moment, becomes a tool for the expression of your very soul.
your use of sounds in the youtube map was good for a laugh haha.
If I were you, try uploading it without advertising it. You know it'll get instant banned as soon as it gets popular.
BUT, what if you upload it without any ad? Don't mention it to anyone, wouldn't it be interesting to see how long it stays on b.net? Just play it once so it shows up on page 20. If no one plays it or sees it, no one can report it. And the few people who accidently finds it may not bother to report it.
I would love to see how long a map like this can exist without being reported. And whether it could rise quickily to the top or not by itself.
Make sure to use the Holo Stripper model in the game too, just for irony's sake.
(Also, when you get banned, opensource this so we can organize a mass uploadstorm)
@h34dl4g: Go
I`ll be the first person to spam report this map when it is uploaded to B.net.
You have at least afforded me rare insight into what stupid people(You yourself mentioned this was stupid) do whence "offended" or "dissapointed" with "the system". An ill-placed backlash at Blizzard is extremely lame and foolish. Oh well, your $40 loss.
Off topic, I like Ratatat too.