SC2Mapster

If history repeats itself, the Fart Map will be the most popular (and most profitable, when the market place comes) custom map.

I'd like for the content of this map to be completely original, and utilize a wide variety of farts from a wide variety of ethnicities.  Different countries have different fart dialects.

I am currently seeking contributors of various ethnicities and cultures around the world to provide recorded fart audio.

I also need a terrainer.

Please respond with your ethnicity, as well as a link to previous audio work with flatulence, as well as any technical skills you might have.

Thanks, Vexal

While my skills are primarily with the data and triggers, I feel that I can do an excellent job of the audio and wish to offer my services. In the event that authentic farts cannot be provided, I can also do raspberries.

Are you white?  If so, I still need black and Asian farts.

I am white, but I think with the right audio editing software, we can create a wide range of tones to fit our needs.

I don't know.  From my experience, it's not too difficult to tell when it's a real Asian fart, or simply a white fart edited to sound like an Asian fart.

How good are your audio editing skills?

I totally edited my aunt's birthday party video once.

Maybe we should stick with real Asian farts.

im confused whats going on here

@aczchef:

I don't see how I could possibly explain this any clearer.

What if I go too far and shit my pants? Does that still count?

@Karawasa:

Blizzard might ban it if it goes that far.  I don't want to risk it.

So, I'm going to have to disallow actual number two.

@Vexal: Go

Damn, that is disappointing. So we will have a bunch of farts without shit to back them up.

That is correct.  We ain't got shit.

Hm...I might have to resign then. I don't think I can work on a mod that doesn't have something solid to dump on the community.

@Vexal: Go

what about wet farts? you can hear the shits but its still considered a fart

I doubt "history" will repeat itself... :/

I have Asian farts, white farts, and Indian farts.

Need black farts.

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.........really, Vexal? Really?
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No.

Why was this unlocked?