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The worst advice a parent could ever give

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    #1 Dec 23, 2012 at 13:18 UTC - 0 likes
    #2 Dec 23, 2012 at 16:23 UTC - 0 likes

    u funny mr alves

    on a serious note: i'm not sure there is a "good" attitude/thing to say as a parent when it happens (having been on both side of the issue)

    #3 Dec 24, 2012 at 02:21 UTC - 0 likes
    Quote from houndofbaskerville: Go

    u funny mr alves

    on a serious note: i'm not sure there is a "good" attitude/thing to say as a parent when it happens (having been on both side of the issue)

    yeah, I'm not sure either. What I would do is just ignore, pretend I didn't see, or its not my concern, or is no big deal. Too much talk = THIS IS A BIG DEAL = possible shame

    #4 Dec 25, 2012 at 01:20 UTC - 0 likes

    XD bwahhahahahh... I know it feels good should have been the last thing she should have said. The privacy of his own room.... how about the bathroom so she wouldn't have to clean his jizz covered underoo's or sheets. At least if you lock yourself in the bathroom you could leave the shower running to cover your fapping, justify being in a lock room for an extended period of time.

    I remember my first sex talk from my Dad that came a few years too late. I believe that my mom was going through my room and found my box of paper cutouts of naked ladies that I'd drawn (I was 13) My mom was furious and smacked me in the face. She told my dad whom really didn't give a shit and was laughing while she was flipping her shit. He then gave me the akward birds and the bee's talk which was useless. When he asked me where I have been seeing naked ladies (because my drawings were pretty detailed... I explained to him that I had been Watching that old porn sitcom Sherman Oaks on I think Cinemax and some other stuff on HBO late night... (Yup HBO and Cinemax taught me about the birds and bee's like a year and a half before this akward moment granted at the time I still didn't really understand what a vagina was because Sherman Oaks was softcore porn) but I digress....

    This video is so funny because it is creepy and weird and akward. I have never been busted fapping because after that first akward moment when I was busted with the naked paper doll drawings... I became more careful when it came to watching porn etc. while I was in my parents house....

    #5 Dec 25, 2012 at 13:08 UTC - 0 likes

    Oedipus complex definitely edited in...

    Even so, Ricky is suspiciously nonchalant about the intrusion.

    #6 Dec 25, 2012 at 22:24 UTC - 0 likes

    the best period is between your own piqued interest (you don't yet know what it is you are interested in, but you ARE) and the sex talk from any "elder" figure

    Last edited Dec 26, 2012 by houndofbaskerville: me sad unitless panda
    #7 Jan 08, 2013 at 20:18 UTC - 0 likes

    Jesus christ, Poor kid is scared for life.

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    #8 Jan 08, 2013 at 20:24 UTC - 0 likes

    @RodrigoAlves:

    This sounds like the opening to a very creepy porno...

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