Blizzard April Fools 2012

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Games can be incredibly useful tools to teach players valuable skills and life lessons. To help young gamers take learning “to the max™,” we’re launching Blizzard Kidzz: a suite of educational games set in the Blizzard game universes. Blizzard Kidzz games will cover important subjects for gamers aged 6 and up, including mathematics, reading/writing, science, history, and more! Visit the Blizzard Kidzz preview page now for screenshots, game descriptions, and preorder information!



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Blizzard Entertainment is proud to announce a revolutionary new handheld title set in its award-winning StarCraft universe, StarCraft: Supply Depot! Read more about this epic gaming experience coming soon for iOS and Android devices, and play an exclusive demo of the game featuring the complete first mission!

Pushed to their limits, the beleaguered terrans plan a last-ditch attempt to save their people from extinction. They enter deep development on the most important research project of their time, one that will elevate warfare forever.

Check out the StarCraft: Supply Depot preview now!


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Say goodbye to your dusty old Battle.net Authenticator and hello to its new incarnation: the Zergotchi! Blizzard Entertainment’s newest authentication system takes the next step in both virtual pet and Authenticator technology to provide you with the login experience of your life! The Zergotchi will not only be an endless source of fun but will also make sure your account stays as secure and safe as ever – in style. Feed it, play with it, care for it, and give it the love it needs to grow into the monster it was meant to be.

Check out this page to read more about the marvelous Zergotchi.

Visit the Blizzard Store today and become the proud owner of this next-generation Authenticator. But please hurry – supplies are limited!


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  • 7 comments
  • Avatar of xcorbo xcorbo Apr 03, 2012 at 02:00 UTC - 1 like

    Is it me or zergotchi is actually a brilliant idea?

    I AM MAPSTER'S OFFICIAL BANNER. FEAR ME.

  • Avatar of TheHolyArk TheHolyArk Apr 02, 2012 at 16:18 UTC - 0 likes

    @Nardival: Go

    I see what you did there <o>.<o>

    <><>...No Reality... Only Infinity...<><>

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  • Avatar of mnadeau1992 mnadeau1992 Apr 02, 2012 at 16:09 UTC - 0 likes

    I LMAOed on the Supply Depot game XD Best by far!!!

    I laughed on the zerg language game, but the rest just made me smile.

    The Diablo wii of Diablofans is funny too :D

    Out Of Stock Sorry xD Real Number of hours: ''135''

  • Avatar of ScorpSCII ScorpSCII Apr 02, 2012 at 06:41 UTC - 0 likes

    @RodrigoAlves: Go

    You should have used a Zerg dictionary for your map. Wouldn't have caused all that trouble.

    Developer of Aradia

  • Avatar of SoulFilcher SoulFilcher Apr 02, 2012 at 03:13 UTC - 0 likes

    I played Zergling teaches typing at least 6 times, too bad only act 1 is avaiable, I really want to learn the Zerg language.

  • Avatar of Nardival Nardival Apr 02, 2012 at 02:46 UTC - 1 like

    April 1st is just an excuse for companies to spend more time and money on pointless advertising - instead of improving their existing damn products.

    Who gives a shit!

  • Avatar of RodrigoAlves RodrigoAlves Apr 02, 2012 at 00:16 UTC - 0 likes

    I know it's a joke 'cause the typing game wasn't banned

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